Here are some things we can do here in Backroads that some of you probably can't enjoy.
1 - Let chickens roam the grounds and lay eggs wherever the urge strikes them.
2 - Drive on the wrong side of the road to miss the Great Chasm which has formed in the gravel.
3 - Toss garbage off the back deck, where it will disappear in a matter of hours.
4 - Traipse around the front porch and make trips to the garage while wearing only tighty-whiteys.
5 - Say, "The heck with the tighty-whiteys!" and soak in the hot tub buck naked. (not to be confused with George Costanza's alter ego)
6 - Watch the planets and stars appear at night, with no interference except the moon's light.
7 - Allow dogs to be dogs, and run free, to chase rabbits and squirrels, and stretch out so still in the grass to soak up the sun that great carrion-eating birds dive dangerously low to inspect them.
8 - Sit still on the porch and bask in the ambiance of nature's summer-evening symphony.
9 - Stop the car to wait for fifteen turkeys to cross in front of you.