It's Mother's Day. I am SO happy that my kids did not get me this:
Sure, I had a pair of toe-socks back in the day. But I draw the line at toe-shoes. And what's with the name, anyway? FiveFINGERS? Was the name FiveTOES already taken? Don't the toe holes just give you more contact area to form blisters?
Goodbye, being taken seriously. Hello, plantar fasciitis! It looks like the next big trend. For now.
I didn't even LIKE my toe-socks.