tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-44153327583799894.post7794520925098009912..comments2023-04-28T07:40:16.827-05:00Comments on Unbagging the Cats 1: The Imaginarium of Val the VictorianValhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13025832536749983018noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-44153327583799894.post-61475609296477468152012-02-07T19:45:52.292-06:002012-02-07T19:45:52.292-06:00Stephen,
My momma raised me right, to be polite. L...Stephen,<br />My momma raised me right, to be polite. Like Renee Zellweger told Nicole Kidman about Kathy Baker in Cold Mountain: "She'd let a wolf in if it knocked at the door."<br /><br />**************<br />Sioux,<br />I had no idea who he was until this morning. A secretary told me it was the guy who services the microfiche machine every two or three years. Like that makes him a regular around here. <br /><br />ANNNDDDD, to make it all the more creepy, she said he parked out front. So there was a phantom car next to me. I really should have looked under my vehicle before I walked up to get in. I have no desire to be an urban legend.<br /><br />*************<br />Linda,<br />I need to start working out if I'm going to be accosted by scissor-stabbers.<br /><br />*************<br />Beelzebug,<br />They were pointy black-handled scissors, the lightweight, very sharp, Fiskars type, that I bought for myself at Walmart and took to school to become the envy of all faculty on my hall. Pride goeth before a stabbing, I suppose.<br /><br />**************<br />labbie,<br />At least a trench coat and some moaning activity might have slowed him down.<br /><br />**************<br />Kathy,<br />I didn't want to appear rude. I was afraid he was related to somebody important, and was there looking at old school records on the microfiche.<br /><br />Locking myself in the room would have been akin to sitting helplessly in a car while Cujo lay in wait.<br /><br />**************<br />It's been quite comforting to see how all of you jump to my aid, advising me to lie, run, watch a perv to see if he's perving, be selfish with my stuff, turn antisocial, and blind someone with wasp spray.Valhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13025832536749983018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-44153327583799894.post-34606889213694265102012-02-07T14:31:18.070-06:002012-02-07T14:31:18.070-06:00We know you weren't kidnapped and made it home...We know you weren't kidnapped and made it home since you wrote this. But, why would you wordlessly hand over your scissors? Couldn't you say you didn't have scissors? I mean, instead of standing up and pointing the scissors at him and demanding that he identify himself. And why did you not lock yourself in your room when you saw him? Wasp spray, you need to keep a can of wasp spray in your desk. Hit him in the eye and he will be incapacitated ....Kathy's Klotheslinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17881966393157941515noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-44153327583799894.post-69932204704048293412012-02-07T12:52:52.314-06:002012-02-07T12:52:52.314-06:00He wasn't wearing nothing but a trench coat in...He wasn't wearing nothing but a trench coat in that closet and moaning was he? <br /><br />Did I really write that?<br /><br />Tell us the rest of the story already Ms Harvey!labbie1https://www.blogger.com/profile/03300554678932160244noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-44153327583799894.post-86391094894765280462012-02-07T09:07:21.296-06:002012-02-07T09:07:21.296-06:00Scissors were blunt nosed I hopeScissors were blunt nosed I hopeAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-44153327583799894.post-17341221643003810672012-02-06T22:25:15.527-06:002012-02-06T22:25:15.527-06:00Woman when your hackles rise, run!Woman when your hackles rise, run!Linda O'Connellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15982895073903619018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-44153327583799894.post-85270007133050363842012-02-06T21:25:50.227-06:002012-02-06T21:25:50.227-06:00So, are you deliberately not filling us in, or are...So, are you deliberately not filling us in, or are you left at the edge of the cliff as well? Who was this guy? Was he in that closet, busily cutting through lots of red tape?Sioux Roslawskihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17924021828536277618noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-44153327583799894.post-62954672551949959322012-02-06T21:15:31.800-06:002012-02-06T21:15:31.800-06:00You gave him scissors? I laughed, but I really sho...You gave him scissors? I laughed, but I really shouldn't have.stephen Hayeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17659054447637207734noreply@blogger.com