tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-44153327583799894.post7680531275830362085..comments2023-04-28T07:40:16.827-05:00Comments on Unbagging the Cats 1: An Unmentionable Crossword Faux PasValhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13025832536749983018noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-44153327583799894.post-7361154446299206342011-12-17T18:45:17.113-06:002011-12-17T18:45:17.113-06:00Sioux,
Indeed! Every day I get a laugh. One young ...Sioux,<br />Indeed! Every day I get a laugh. One young fellow told me he would someday like to accompany me on a picnic. It was hilarious. He drew a picture of us, complete with ants. I was wielding a can of RAID. Which tells me that my students know they can rely on me to keep them safe. Or at least pest-free.<br /><br />****************<br />Becky,<br />There are only a few students who could pull off the "accidental" nature of such an incident. This was one. Creative spelling is a staple, and letters are not always precise.<br /><br />I think they realize a fully-armed Mrs. Val is safer than a dis-armed Mrs. Val.<br /><br />******************<br />Linda,<br />During a communicable diseases chapter, a section review question asked how to prevent AIDS. One student wrote: "Be monotonous."<br /><br />******************<br />Bailey,<br />Yeah. But imagine if Robot Boy suffered from polyc--tic kidney disease!Valhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13025832536749983018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-44153327583799894.post-77247991160657811332011-12-17T12:21:32.734-06:002011-12-17T12:21:32.734-06:00Haha! I think I would have died from laughing. I r...Haha! I think I would have died from laughing. I really have no idea why that could have been confused with cyst. No idea. *giggles*Bailey Hammondhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12438805090275443619noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-44153327583799894.post-38141246866961242432011-12-17T05:13:06.295-06:002011-12-17T05:13:06.295-06:00One of our teachers got a note home that the boys ...One of our teachers got a note home that the boys were having thumb wars, 1,2,3,4, I declare a thumb war, 5,6,7,8,when did you last masturbate? <br /><br />She gave the ten year old kid the talk. She asked if he had any questions. "Yes, why didn't you ever tell me THAT's what it's called? You always say, 'Don't play with yourself.' " <br />Faculty laugh of the day.Linda O'Connellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15982895073903619018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-44153327583799894.post-42235880033442091662011-12-16T22:35:30.602-06:002011-12-16T22:35:30.602-06:00OMG! I can't imagine that being "an hones...OMG! I can't imagine that being "an honest mistake!" Maybe the student WANTED to shock you, and/or make you laugh so hard you fell off your chair and broke your arm?! :oBECKYhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15184458949017900541noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-44153327583799894.post-26495323416316468342011-12-16T20:48:04.897-06:002011-12-16T20:48:04.897-06:00That's right. It was Delores and NOT Mulva.
T...That's right. It was Delores and NOT Mulva.<br /><br />This is one of the perks of being a teacher. You get a bit of levity on most days...Sioux Roslawskihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17924021828536277618noreply@blogger.com