tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-44153327583799894.post2180632017084789188..comments2023-04-28T07:40:16.827-05:00Comments on Unbagging the Cats 1: Teachin' ConfidentialValhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13025832536749983018noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-44153327583799894.post-3187524142446042892012-02-26T16:48:11.855-06:002012-02-26T16:48:11.855-06:00Charlotte,
Just make sure that you preface the re-...Charlotte,<br />Just make sure that you preface the re-telling to each person with, "Promise you won't tell anybody, but..."<br /><br />*******<br />Kathy,<br />Who knew that buttholes are among a snake's best-kept secrets?Valhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13025832536749983018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-44153327583799894.post-13242822072228772082012-02-26T12:32:31.378-06:002012-02-26T12:32:31.378-06:00I had always assumed that snakes had buttholes. Wh...I had always assumed that snakes had buttholes. What goes in must eventually come out. I promise to not tell about the butthole of the snake.Kathy's Klotheslinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17881966393157941515noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-44153327583799894.post-66496740375784664212012-02-26T01:13:14.840-06:002012-02-26T01:13:14.840-06:00I love the secrets. I hope I can keep them--not l...I love the secrets. I hope I can keep them--not likely ;)charlotte's menageriehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01992888036157755846noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-44153327583799894.post-36575537850781715682012-02-25T20:00:15.177-06:002012-02-25T20:00:15.177-06:00Stephen,
Consider your confidentiality agreement o...Stephen,<br />Consider your confidentiality agreement on file.<br /><br />***********<br />Linda,<br />Teachers say the darnedest things.<br /><br />***********<br />Sioux,<br />The textbooks are out to get us. In my chapter on Newton's laws of motion, a paragraph insists on using BALLS no less than eleventy-hundred times. I have the CD that projects the text through my laptop, with a disembodied voice reading it. Even though the first reference includes the word "billiard," and there is a picture of a pool table on the screen, the sniggering could barely be contained.<br /><br />**********<br />Josh,<br />Be careful what you wish for! In my neck of Backwoods, we have school counselors. Their knowledge of psychology varies. But we must be doing something right, because we have a very low staff turnover. Most years, the entire district has one (or none) job openings. And that's usually in elementary.Valhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13025832536749983018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-44153327583799894.post-4881852771164915322012-02-25T10:32:30.694-06:002012-02-25T10:32:30.694-06:00Sweet these are wonderful secrets. BTW I think tha...Sweet these are wonderful secrets. BTW I think that teaching is one of the best jobs in the world. Also, I wish my kids had you as a science teacher. Maybe we will have to move again any school psychology jobs in your neck of the woods?Author Joshua Hoythttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01256754228034053632noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-44153327583799894.post-30282841741632570662012-02-25T06:22:41.281-06:002012-02-25T06:22:41.281-06:00A SMALL titter? Not as funny as a big titter.
Sec...A SMALL titter? Not as funny as a big titter.<br /><br />Secret # 5: You MUST--at all costs--avoid the word "balls" unless you preface it with "soft" or "base" or "kick" or "basket." <br /><br />Secret # 6: Stories in a reading textbook like "Westward Ho" must have a lengthy introduction and explanation. The teacher must fill them in that this is NOT a story about a cowboy and his ho, no matter how much more interesting that story might be.<br /><br />(Note: These are secrets that probably only elementary school teachers know.)Sioux Roslawskihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17924021828536277618noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-44153327583799894.post-90976000711665912412012-02-25T04:45:17.862-06:002012-02-25T04:45:17.862-06:00A fellow teacher who was very shy came rushing in...A fellow teacher who was very shy came rushing in one Friday to tell us something she'd heard on the radio, "I heard this on the Friday Morning Joke off." Only she didn't say JOKE, and we teased her for an entire year just to make her blush.Linda O'Connellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15982895073903619018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-44153327583799894.post-71175691717424932872012-02-25T00:09:30.456-06:002012-02-25T00:09:30.456-06:00I promise not to divulge.I promise not to divulge.stephen Hayeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17659054447637207734noreply@blogger.com