Anybody here old enough to remember the Imperial Margarine jingle? Da da-da daaaaaa! "Fit for a king!" It happensed every time somebody took a bite of Imperial Margarine. I'm not hawking margarine, though. I just want to steal their little fanfare ditty. And I'm pretty sure they're not using it anymore.
DA DA-DA DAAAAAA!
The official announcement of my 89th place win in the 80th Annual Writer's Digest Writing Competition, Memoir Division is out. Right here. It's proof. I didn't just make it up.